Favorite T-shirt sayings

I love the sayings, I don´t have any with writing, but laugh sometimes in the summer in the shops when you see people with things on their T-shirts, and all written in english, (and not many of the people here in spain speak english) I wonder if they realise what they say, especially the ones that are a bit risky.

ok hi every one great shirts.....here are mine

"If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me."

"It is better to have loved and lost than to be stuck with a Jerk."

"I'm not is the **** business I don't give any and I don't take any."


Have a great day Rush

Some of the shirts are so hilarous I could never wear them too but I do find alot of them amusing.

I have lots of t-shirts with sayings. Some of my favorties are:

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Don't annoy the crazy person

You're just jealious that the voices talk to me

I need adult supervision

Doesn't play well with others

I AM in shape - round is a shape

Columbus didn't discover America - He invaded it
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I have many more but those are my favorites.

lol wind rose!

INMATE OF THE MONTH
Property of Florida State Prison

Really betraying my age here and only in jest:

"Frankie says.... Relax"

Loving all those sayings.

My favorite sweatshirt has a little yellow kitten on it, hanging over a sofa with it's two paws and the saying above the kitten:

Please God - If you can't make me thin

then the kitten picture, and under it:

make my friends fat.

LOL

I got some too


I'm out of Estrogen,and Ive got a gun

I'm still a hot Girl
only now it comes in Flashes


Drink till you think I'm beautiful

Some of my favorites --

Practice safe lunch .... use a condiment

I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date

and then my son has one he bought in Florida while on Spring Break.... college kids on break, what can you say....

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look

T-shirt for staff working in a winery


.......................WINE........................

...........is the answer.

.........What's the question.?

I'm dressed, I'm up, what else do you expect?

That's a t shirt saying I saw