I'm offended

Purplerabbit wrote:You see, I am considering reporting it, but then a mod might get offended and we wouldn't want that.
Actually, I'm offended that I've got to go shopping soon.

Wouldn't want that...who knows what would happen if the mods get offended. They'd be shutting down threads left and right going mad crazy with that little lock button of theirs.

Dang...I have to go pick up the kid from preschool. And just when things were getting fun!

Maybe we could change the title of the thread to Daisy so as to not offend anyone.

sillyfeet wrote:

Basketcase327 wrote:

sillyfeet wrote:

Can we form our own clique...the "offended because you offended my friend" one? Or is that one already in existence?

Sorry, too late, that one has been around awhile silly, Silly!

Dang. Guess I'll just have to be a fish without a clique.


HEY, that rhymes...fish, clique...get it?

Oh my!..................You won't be able to swim in circles!

bobobear wrote:Maybe we could change the title of the thread to Daisy so as to not offend anyone.

I'm sure there's someone in here who is offended by Daisies. There's got to be...I haven't managed to find a subject yet that doesn't offend someone.

And now I have to run...but I'll be back. Don't have too much fun without me.

sillyfeet wrote:How dare you say that Binla...from where I'm sitting it's blowing totally the wrong way. How dare you disagree with me!!!!


Ahem...yes that is a joke for all who didn't catch the sarcasm. And why am I explaining myself anyway?

I want proof that the wind is blowing the wrong way where you're sitting. Without proof, I maintain my position.

How dare you question me questioning you!

How dare this thread exist?! I'm very offended! lol This thread made my day! haha!

I'm offended that you're offended!

i am offended by not being offended when everyone here has already been offended

eta: by the offending offender


you know i am only kidding right, right

I wasn't going to get involved in this, but here's my two . I'm offended because someone told me that someone else's best friend told THEM that somebody could have thought about saying something about MY friend. How could they even think such a thing?

(Sorry for using the . Couldn't help it.)

amj0963 wrote:i am offended by not being offended when everyone here has already been offended

eta: by the offending offender


you know i am only kidding right, right

I am offended that you have not been offended that everyone else has been offended, but you.....Woo

PS Of course we know you're joking

I'm offended because I haven't been asked to make one of these yet.



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nice bench cherb but we may need a few more lol

cherbtoo wrote:I'm offended because I haven't been asked to make one of these yet.



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Ooo that looks so comfy, now I'm offended that you didn't make us one sooner!

Great Job BTW!

Great bench cherb, but I agree...with the amount of offended fishies around here we're probably gonna need a few more.

Bumping just to offend you.

i am offended that i don't have my own offended bench!!

shadowdiana wrote:You are offended by shopping??!?
Now you have offended me!!

Well, I'm offended that you find it offensive that I am offended by going shopping, it was food shopping after all!

I can see how food shopping can be offensive...especiallyl when you get that final tally.

I'm offended that I didn't know about this offended thread, why has no one told me about it

Well (hmph) now I'm offended by your willy nilly use of the phrase "wind"