RANDOM THOUGHTS OF THE DAY

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat pig before dinner.

Good ones Looloo!
I especially like the one about the phone ringing!

So true!! Enjoyed reading this, LooLoo. Thanks!

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Sending this to my BFF as we speak....

ROTFLMAO! You're hilarious, Looloo!

Especially love #1, 3, 7, and 12 ( )

In retards to #2, I change what I originally said, and convince them that was what I said to begin with.

thanks looloo

Funny, but true, thanks Looloo

thanks

hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? I can rerlate to this ,,,now if I miss I just think ''AW Well ,they will ring back if they want me bad enough'' Good Ones Mate

ROTFLMFO. Especially about the friend wiping the computer history as soon as you're dead. Thanks looloo.

Those are EXCELLENT and new, lol I hardly ever even open threads like this because I've heard them all but these are great! Thanks LovelyLooloo

I don't know whether to LOL hysterically or just be ashamed at --
"Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!"

Hi.looloo
Really enjoyed the part about the phone.
????????? ""Where do they go""""
Enjoy Your Day

snooze button--right in there,loo

Thanks looloo just what I needed